Why I have so many skis and most of them are fat

I have a lot of skis. I have an addictive personality and my main addiction these days is skis and bindings. I prefer Salomon bindings. I used to have one pair of skis, slalom skis and I skied them all the time 100 days a year. It was really great because I always knew what skis to take. Now I'm never sure. But it's fun. Now, I love slalom skis and I think everyone should have a pair in their quiver, but my main interest these days is fat skis. I call them my optimistic skis because they seem to work best when snow is deep and conditions are optimal. Fat skis are fun in powder. Anyway, I have a lot of skis. The end.